SpyChronicles: Steel.
Whose big idea was it to put ginormous steel doors on Super-Secret Spy Sanctum™?! Am fairly certain that giant steel door that guards entrace to bathroom is entirely unnecessary.
Giant Steel Door tried to take off my toe on Tuesday. Am v. disgruntled about this particular incident, as am positive that toe will systematically turn black, shrivel up, and drop off. Spies need balance and agility! Cannot have balance and agility with big toe missing.
Missed several important SpyMeetings because of toe. (However, staying home on Wednesday night provided much-needed research: two-hour episode of Alias. It was so research.)
Things are feeling much better as Operative Hastings, Mary sent over some arnica and Operative Grey, Andrew called to see if screams of pain had subsided. Operative Higurashi, Nicole and self have eaten much ice cream (Operative Higurashi, Nicole suffered similar injury on same day). Have discovered Ben and Jerry's Magic Brownies ice cream is cure for most ills, especially when taken in accordance with form of hydrocodone.
Should be warnings posted that doors bite, both literally and figuratively. Perhaps should take initiative and make signs, but self is v. busy playing Bejeweled and Alchemy. No time for paltry signmaking, there are puzzles to be solved!
Giant Steel Door tried to take off my toe on Tuesday. Am v. disgruntled about this particular incident, as am positive that toe will systematically turn black, shrivel up, and drop off. Spies need balance and agility! Cannot have balance and agility with big toe missing.
Missed several important SpyMeetings because of toe. (However, staying home on Wednesday night provided much-needed research: two-hour episode of Alias. It was so research.)
Things are feeling much better as Operative Hastings, Mary sent over some arnica and Operative Grey, Andrew called to see if screams of pain had subsided. Operative Higurashi, Nicole and self have eaten much ice cream (Operative Higurashi, Nicole suffered similar injury on same day). Have discovered Ben and Jerry's Magic Brownies ice cream is cure for most ills, especially when taken in accordance with form of hydrocodone.
Should be warnings posted that doors bite, both literally and figuratively. Perhaps should take initiative and make signs, but self is v. busy playing Bejeweled and Alchemy. No time for paltry signmaking, there are puzzles to be solved!
3 Comments:
I pulled a Chelsey today. I was picking up bagels, and was getting into my car, and I stubbed my toe on my door. Toenail came off, and toe hurts like a bitch. I FEEL YOUR PAIN. <2 Car
I'm sorry, that is have never happened to me, though I did cause Bobby's toenail to go flying once upon a time. I'm evil.. I didn't mean to though! Love ya! (Alias SO rocks. and yes it is research)
Chels I adore you....sorry bout your toe!! when it gets better...you need a pedicure!!
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